janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via thatgirlsamm)

Anonymous asked:
So a cop, a racist, and a murderer walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy.

yoisthisracist:

I get this joke.

kateordie:

I love that point in a friendship when you get what the other person’s style is - their “thing.” You see a knit jersey tie and think of them immediately; a type of weather, a bad movie, a woman’s outfit. You know, with absolute certainty, that your friend would enjoy this thing with you more than anyone else in the world. You feel closer in that moment of recognition, even if they’re not there.

(via andrewhurleys)

"We’re all trying to forget someone."

Six Word Story  (via c-oquetry)

(Source: allineedissix, via dontwannasaygoodbye)

thehalfwrittenbook:

when you hear a song by your favorite artist in the store and try to keep calm

(via mischiefmanagedin221b)

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