but why do famous people get things for free if they’re the ones that can afford it 

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i’ve got somewhere i belong
i’ve got somebody to love
this is what dreams are made of

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A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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Sometimes the greatest sarcasm is wasted. 

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old ass ppl talk shit about my generation until they accidentally disable their wifi and cant figure out how to turn it back on

then im suddenly the mastermind of information & resources

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let’s talk about the universe and make out

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If she bites your lip when you’re kissing her , dude you better grab her butt.

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